Cycle Shed T-shirt stocking filler up for grabs

The idea behind the Viz comic ‘cycle shed’ might not be so crazy after all. With an estimated 800 bicycles stolen every day in Britain, how else does the urban cyclist short on space expected to store an expensive bike? We thought we’d cracked it with our flat-pack skip, or as we describe it – an urban clocking device for bicycles.

Entirely anonymous in the urban environment, the Biskiple can be remain entirely anonymous on most streets in the UK. A determined thief can break any lock, but if they don’t know the bike is there in the first place, it makes their job a lot harder.

biskiple demonstration

Win a Viz Cycle Shed T-shirt

We have a two Cycle Shed t-shirts to give away. To be in with a chance of winning simply leave a message at the bottom of the page and let us know your preferred size and whether you’d like the men’s or women’s cut.

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  1. Craig


    Men’s medium please.

    • Phil


      Cool T.
      Men large please.

  2. Darren C


    Mens Large please,
    The Biskiple idea above, initially looks very cunning but what about a license and how to stop the public chucking heavy waste on top?
    Also “The cost of a skip permit (or skip license) in London varies from £30 to £165 depending on the borough. The average fee is £68. A permit typically lasts 1 or 2 weeks” Expensive bike parking!

    The below taken from Gov.UK:
    “Contact your local council for a skip licence if you want to put a skip on a public road.

    In most areas, skip hire companies are responsible for getting skip licences, also sometimes called skip permits. In some areas you’ll need to do it yourself.

    You need a licence for:

    hippobags and other skip bags
    You can’t put a skip on the pavement. You don’t need a skip licence if you’re putting the skip entirely on private land.

    You may need to put safety lights and markings on or around the skip. This could include:

    reflective markings
    traffic cones
    night-time safety lamps
    the name and telephone number of the skip hire company
    Contact your local council to find exact rules for lights and markings in your area.

    Fines and penalties
    If you don’t put up the required safety lights and markings, you could be fined up to £1,000.”

  3. Stephen


    Crazy t-shirt, love it!

    • Stephen


      Forgot: mens medium pls!

  4. Richard


    Xtra large male or medium female, whichever is going. Thanks

  5. steve


    Men’s XL, if you’d be so kind.

    • George Evans


      Great 90’s retro design. I’d be very grateful for a large men’s size please if you’d be so kind

      • Ray Gibson


        A bike and a shed be what more could a man desire?. Men’s medium please if I’m lucky

  6. james T


    Mens XL please. thanks 🙂

  7. Bryn Gwyndaf Jones


    Men’s medium please.
    I’ll advertise it well!

  8. Ema A


    🙂 love the t-shirt. I guess medium female but it depends on what a medium is.

    • Philip


      Cool T. Men’s large…

  9. Glyn Marples


    Love the T shirt. Men’s medium please

  10. Peter


    Men’s Large please

  11. Christopher Rawlinson


    I would like to win the T shirt Mens extra large please



    The perfect Christmas gift

  13. Julie Anne Gardner


    Finally a cycle present 🎁 that my bicycle 🚴 mad brother would love from me !!

  14. Julie Anne Gardner


    Medium t-shirt please guys

  15. Mark B


    Love it. Large and manly please!

  16. Judith A Rout


    Women need sheds too! Love the shirt. Women’s small if I’m lucky enough to win please

  17. Les Gunbie


    Men’s XL please + here’s a cool poem (by Brian Bilston) with a public transport theme 🙂


    you took
    the last bus home
    i still don’t know
    how you got it through the door
    but you’re always doing amazing stuff
    like the time
    when you caught that train

    By Brian Bilston

  18. Brian D


    Men’s Large please for the man with the shed but not the t-shirt.

  19. Chris Bromwich


    Looks cool but whats on the back??
    L or XL depending on actual size please.

  20. PhilipT


    Mens large please.

  21. Teresa


    Fab t-shirt Women’s medium if I win.
    Definitely need more bike parking – even better if it’s covered and secure.

  22. Roger Mellie


    Make mine a large one

  23. Alastair


    Mens L please

    Be good to give my pal’s a giggle

  24. Peter Chisnall


    I’d like to get my hands on one of those, phnorr phnorr

  25. John


    If I get picked then I’d like a mens extra large size please

  26. Mags


    Every man (and woman) needs a shed, but I’ll settle for the t-shirt: women’s large please.

  27. Andy Brown


    He’s a bit Tight, Said Cycling Shed to Santa, so can you gift him one for Xmas instead…

    Men’s/Medium please

  28. Bazza


    Look forward to tee-shirt weather again! Men’s large please.

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