Excorcising by bicycle this Halloween 2017

ETA zombie proof bike flamethrower

Should Halloween 2017 herald a full-blown zombie apocalypse, remember to avoid cars as they attract attention and rely on expensive petrol. Instead, try customising your bicycle as it doesn’t rely on oil, allows you to easily exorcise and is stealthy (it’s a well-known fact that zombies are attracted by noise).

Halloween Zombie bicycle

Our Halloween bicycle is equipped with a range of non-standard accessories including an electric chainsaw, flamethrower, automatic smoke screen dispenser, iridium splatter shield and axe.

Frighteningly good bike insurance

We’ve been developing and improving our cycle insurance for over 25 years, drawing on our own experience cycling to build a comprehensive policy. It’s the reason we don’t devalue your bike over time, or charge extra for benefits such as £5m third party, friends and family cover, cycle breakdown cover or protection when you take your bike abroad. On top of that we include legal advocacy from a specialist team.

If your bicycle is stolen, or damaged beyond repair, we do not devalue it – in other words, whether you bought your bike new or secondhand, and even if it’s 5, 10 or 20 years old, we will settle your claim on a new-for-old basis. And because we know how inconvenient it is to be without a bike, we pay up to £250 towards a hire bike following a claim.

We believe these benefits should come as standard and at no additional cost. Take a closer look at our policy and get an instant quote.

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